{"product_id":"plush-chicken-crossbody-bag-novelty","title":"Plush Chicken Crossbody Bag | Novelty Shoulder Bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOpening\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA plush chicken worn across the body, which is a sentence that either lands or does not. If it lands, this is a bag that gets commented on — it works as a small crossbody on the way somewhere and then sits on a desk looking like a chicken for the rest of the day, which is arguably its main job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size, in white, on a long strap that goes over the shoulder or across the chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne bag, with its strap attached. This is a single-piece item and not part of a set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e figure-shaped plush crossbody bag with a single compartment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrap:\u003c\/strong\u003e long, worn over one shoulder or across the body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructure:\u003c\/strong\u003e unstructured — it takes its shape from the contents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot in the design:\u003c\/strong\u003e no interior pockets, no laptop space, no padded strap, no rain cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e approximately 250g empty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterials and construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody:\u003c\/strong\u003e polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLining:\u003c\/strong\u003e woven fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrap:\u003c\/strong\u003e single, over the shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA crossbody carries differently from a backpack and it sets the sensible load. Two shoulder straps split the weight in half and keep it against the spine; one diagonal strap puts all of it on one shoulder and lets the bag swing. That is comfortable with a phone, a purse and keys in it and stops being comfortable well before the compartment is full — so the limit here is the strap, not the space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite plush is the least forgiving surface in a bag. Dust settles into the nap and a mark rubbed hard enough to lift will mat the fibres around it, which shows more than the mark did. This is one to keep off floors and pub tables rather than one to clean afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBag\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eStrap\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003esee supplier specification\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003esee supplier specification\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eapprox. 250 g empty\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFit notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the strap length against how you intend to wear it. A strap cut for over-the-shoulder use sits high across the chest on a taller wearer and near the hip on a shorter one, and on a bag with a fixed strap that is not adjustable afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing unstructured, it slumps when empty and hangs long when loaded rather than holding an open shape. Judge the capacity on the compartment rather than the overall size, since the head and any filled sections hold nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStyling\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no discreet way to carry this and no reason to want one. It is a statement piece that suits a casual outfit and sits oddly with anything tailored, and it reads better as an everyday small bag or a desk object than as an occasion bag. As a gift it works for someone whose sense of humour you are sure of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSurface clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent, working with the pile rather than against it, then air dry away from radiators. Do not machine wash — an unstructured plush bag stretches under its own water weight, and the strap join is the point that takes the strain when it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is not included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag is supplied empty. 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